SALAMANDAAAAAAAA

so im back in singapore now.

still, weirdos never leave me alone.

on the plane back:

weirdo #592: 40-year-old from kansas with one of those blinding reading lights, cheap cologne, no sense on personal space going on abt 'how it was back then when there was no internet' and thought it was appropriate to tell me i had issues.

weirdo #276: italian who seemingly went walking around australia for a month in the same socks and shoes. he decided to fly back the same day as me, sit behind me, and prop his feet up on my armrests.

what joy.

hope yr having better luck!

miss you babe!

"life is weird."

- eli lunik

especially if you were amanda or charlene.

p.s. salamanda, the fact that i'm leaving sunday is starting to dawn on me. never quite felt it this week. strange. you've really been quite awesome.

I miss you!!!

I miss my buddy! Can you come home already? You have missed out on all of the weirdos and since we're not together we can't add them to our list. Oh, thanks for leaving me with all of the good-byes too. LUKE and MESHUT! Great way to avoid situations. haha. So I was laying in bed last night in our practically empty house and I got real sad about you leaving on the 28th. Charmander, what am I going to do without you!?! We still have so many things we have to do before you leave...

• Eyes on the grass trees
• Picnic @ King's Park (See the city from King's Park @ night)
• Picnic @ Ferris wheel. It's a must.
• King's Street Cafe
• Geisha
• Freo Bookstore
• Nice Restaurant in Perth (near King's St.)
• Dress up as Muslims (It's gotta HAPPEN!)

weirdo #235: Charlie - collars up (all the better for the world to know you're wearing your shirt inside-out) and bright yellow ear plugs you can see from space

weirdo #347: Man who visually raped our shopping cart

Remembering the good times together as the end of June gets closer...

"Defo!"

"Please sir, Can I have some more?"

"That's not my name."

"Mao!"

"That's so dodgey."

"...Cuz I'm free. Free fallin'."

"HeLLLLLLooooo!" (Damn bus driver!)

"Ok, you can't use your guild this time." (new one)

"Chocolate...Good. "

Amanda: "My hand is wet." (As I put my hand out to shake yours for the first time.)
Charlene: " Eww gross!"

"Don't go in there."

"Day oh! Daaaay oh! Daylight come and me want to go home!"

"Let me go outttttt like a blister in the sunn...."